I can never take a sdrawkcab name as an alternate persona. You know why? Because it would Nosilla.

That’s hardly symbolic or dignified. That’s a sinus-biased kaiju with some really gross snot and booger attacks.

Hey! I finally used Yoko in a boss fight!

I was really having a hard time cutting into this dude, so I let Yoko use up the group’s magic, then just waited it out as best as I could with Alucard. Maybe not the best strategy, but it worked. And that’s all I can ask for.

Grandpa Belmont’s handing out the Werther’s candies today!

  • D.F. 38:

    The concept art for this design isn't bad, but the in-game colors they went with ruined it. http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091008084044/castlevania/images/a/a7/Alucard_Judgment_Guide.jpg

  • D.F. 38:

    Compared to http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080712114827/castlevania/images/2/21/Castlevania_1-090708-.jpg

  • D.F. 38:

    And they also messed up his hair, but that's me being a petty fangirl, so whatever.

  • JG:

    ...I actually like the purple, but... that *fabric*. did he make his cape out of sofas?

  • D.F. 38:

    I think it's supposed to look like a coffin's lining?

  • JG:

    It still looks like a sofa to me

  • JG:

    It's not exactly threatening

  • D.F. 38:

    XD Maybe he got into the drapes like Scarlett O'Hara.

  • JG:

    Or Maria from the Sound of Music

  • JG:

    ...

  • JG:

    Now I want to see him sing "sexteen (hundred) going on seventeen (hundred)

  • D.F. 38:

    -_-

  • D.F. 38:

    *taps out*

  • JG:

    ^_^

  • D.F. 38:

    Well, let me know if you ever want me to help you set up an emulator or something.

  • D.F. 38:

    Wait--did you type sexteen?

  • JG:

    ...I honestly didn't mean to. MY BRAIN IS OUT OF CONTROL.

Damn succubi. Copyin’ the lady friend, mackin’ on the pretty boy.

Grandpa Belmont doesn’t take anyone to church. He doesn’t have a singin’ voice, and nobody knows how to make a good communion wafer anymore. He just chucks crosses in faces until sinners repent.

Even Jesus took a whip to sort shit out on occasion.